Aam koi aur kaa raha hai aur chilke hum pe fek raha hai
Ek saadhu gali se jaa raha tha ki uspe upper se ek bra aa giri .
Saadhu bola : Hey Prabhu !
yeh teri kaisi leela hai ?
Aam koi aur kaa raha hai aur chilke hum pe fek raha hai .
Ek rupaye ka ek sikka nigal lia hai
Bacha - Papa hamare naye padosi bahut greeb hain !
Papa - Tumhe kaise pata ?
Bacha - Unke bete ne ek rupaye ka ek sikka nigal lia hai aur uski maa ka ro-ro kar bura haal hai.
Girl asks Doctor - Meri skin bahat soft aur sensitive hai,
mera rang bhi bohat gora hai,
mainn raat ko kia laga kar soya karu?
Doctor - Aap raat ko KUNDI laga kar soya karo.